Watched Twilight last night. And I wish I didn't. This movie should've stayed where it belongs—in my 9th grade. On the same shelf of my memory as my nine-grade crushes. They have such horrific facial expressions in the movie, it is almost unbelievable. Bella is always twitching and blinking, like a confused hummingbird. Though I have to give her some credit: from a few episodes with her friends you can see that she is a solid good person. I mean, she does not play with the boys' feelings. Ah, that delusional teenage-girl-fiction world where every boy is in love with you! Where does it come from, seriously. Is this really the case? I don't remember that from my teenage years. I was more like a ”I'd rather die than look my crush in the eyes or admit I have any feelings for him” type in school. Not that it is much different now. Back to Bella—she helps her gurl pals get the boiz they want ("You're a strong, independent wonan!" I'm surprised this isn't ironic). Bella is also kinda witty. While Edward seems forever constipated. Anyway, it was a fun night.